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Ignore the old adage that it is always best to negotiate from a position of strength. Recent studies prove that it is always best to negotiate from double scorpion.

zerotation:

"Why would the murder break ever end?"

"Apparently it doesn’t make for good footage

lots of ryan lately. not sure if I should apologise to mr haywood or not

but seriously, sorry kerry for having ryan beat the shit out of you the first time i drew you

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@michael

yes omg please

8.297:58 PM

texting my old section mates that i can’t hear them playing from my house so they clearly need to be playing much louder

#justbandthings

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college students walk like they’re desperately trying to be hit by a car

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it’s my second week of college why haven’t I found a douchebag with an acoustic guitar yet

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you a new student too little buddy?

you a new student too little buddy?

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i’m really sorry i’m so boring and all i do is reblog things and talk about 2001 anymore but

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i love the lost worlds of 2001 because clarke included a bunch of entries from his journals and they’re so cute i mean

one entry is literally just “july 9. spent much of afternoon teaching stanley how to use the slide rule—he’s fascinated.”

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