alpha two wins
Ignore the old adage that it is always best to negotiate from a position of strength. Recent studies prove that it is always best to negotiate from double scorpion.

shitroosterteethsays:

Jack: “Douching isn’t for buttholes?”
Geoff: “You can put a douche anywhere.”
Ray: “Like in this office- there’s six of ‘em.”

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source: dan-hibuki
11,634 notes8.319:14 PM

me doing anything at night: well i’m definitely going to be murdered this is it for me end of the line

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i love how excited this program is

i love how excited this program is

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they set the brush by the lake on fire and a fire truck went to put it out but the fire truck got stuck so now the airport is just on fire

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hunter s thompson is alive and well

hunter s thompson is alive and well

3 notes8.3111:56 AM

look how cute these are

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me: i wonder how they get the planes here
dad: maybe they drive them
me: if they have a car big enough to drive the plane…why don’t they just put guns on the car
dad: stop it

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the doctor and this dalek are having a super gay moment

8.3011:09 PM

Teen Mom 2

nowhereinherthoughts:

Your dog is bad because it’s a husky that’s locked in a cage all day in the garage???? They need to run and move around. Why even have dogs?

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